This funny spider T-shirt starts with “Hey Cutie, Wanna Go Back to My Web?” and ends with the unexpected reply “I’m a Butthole You Idiot!” A simple cartoon exchange delivers an unapologetically silly adult joke.
Artwork by pop artist Todd Goldman, founder of David & Goliath.
Product features - Soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear - Classic crew neck and an easy retail fit - Side seams and a ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape - Reinforced shoulders for lasting wear - Tear-away label for added comfort - Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; some colors contain polyester - Printed with crisp details and vibrant color
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
